/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your entire life you've been told that you're deathly allergic to bees. Everyone has always done their best to keep you away from them. One day, you're stung by one and suddenly you enter the hivemind of an alien race. They instruct you not to tell anyone that you've been reconnected.
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[EU] Deadpool and the Joker provide color commentary on the annual Marvel vs. DC charity football game, played on the deck of the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier.
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[WP] You discover a transparent geode that has water trapped inside. Against your better judgement, you crack it open and take a swig. You're immediately transported back in time to when the water was first trapped in the rock.
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[WP] Johnny conquers the Devil in Georgia with his fiddle. As the Devil slinks away in shame, the skies darken and fog creeps through the land. Johnny hears the low, deep hum of a cello. In the distance, Death itself draws its bow, ready to pick up where the Devil left off.
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[WP] You work at a retirement home for superheroes who've gotten too infirm and senile to continue their work. The hardest part of the job is keeping them here, instead of gallivanting off on a foolhardy quest to relive their glory days.
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[WP] You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day, how you spend it is your choice. Today you are given $70,000,000.
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[WP] You are the first human ambassador to the alien mothership, where you are to learn about them and begin opening relations between them and Earth. You soon find out they share one unexpected trait with humans. NSFW
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[WP] Touch a person once and no one will recognize them. Touch them again and the effect wears off. Celebrities and politicians seek you out, for you are Anon, and you can give the gift of anonymity to anyone — if the price is right.
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[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally.
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[WP] It turns out, hell is not a eternal damnation of fire, but instead a sort of boot camp where you confront your sins, fears, and demons, to work toward deliverance. Except for the worst, serial killers, cannibals, cult leaders, they go to a hotel to be executed painfully, you are the manager.
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